02 November 2006

Dubya explained

Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said. Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge.
Yes... I think this is already happening. Dubya, Kim Jong Il, Paris Hilton, the ozzie guy who said women are meat and men are cats. Why the hell does the "dim-witted underclass" have all the power? just had a scary thought... maybe they're not the dim witted ones.... oops.


Anonymous said...

Hmmm.. there was something in there about "our evolved ability to get along with each other


video said...

As long as the dim witted ones have financial and political influence, they shall rule...
As long as the genetic upper class are the minority, they shall... not rule.

lova said...

"while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features [..]and bigger penises.
Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts [..] he adds. Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people."
bigger penises, pert breast, uniform beige color....priceless ! Are we sure Russell Peters is not moonlighting as this Dr. Curry person :) ?
great find Mosi :) The Unintentional Comedy Scale (UCS) is of the roof :)

Mosilager said...

I don't think even Russell could have predictions that are that divorced from reality. The article is really hilarious, wonder what the author was smoking when he thought this up.

Anonymous said...

"maybe they're not the dim witted ones" -- That IS a scary thought :)